Sunday, January 23, 2011

I WANT TO WIN A COP CAR!

My friend Wes and I won a cop car to live in because all of the dorms and apartments at school had something wrong with them. Everybody else had won RVs, but we were very happy with our cop car. After winning I decided it would be fun to see how fast we could go and started driving like a maniac. I soon realized that I didn't have a license so I shouldn't be driving. I decided that Wes and I had to switch places without stopping the car.

We eventually ended up in what seemed like downtown Seattle and were surrounded by bums. The car at this point was beginning to fall apart and we were stuck. The bums started attacking us and all we had to throw at them were parts of the car and the skulls that we had in the trunk for some reason. We killed all the bums and then a real cop was coming after us. We started screaming and freaking out because our cop car had suddenly become a cardboard box with wheels and was only painted to look like a cop car, we thought that maybe we were crazy and it had always been a box.

After wasting a bunch of time freaking out we can now see the cops that are after us so we roll down a hill as fast as the box will go and manage to escape the cops, however we were heading straight for the puget sound with no way of stopping. We jump out at the last minute and find my two cousins and our friend Elyse standing on the dock. They are all sad and talking about who should jump in first. I start screaming that nobody should jump, but nobody could hear me.

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